Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA
Now, our resident artist's impression of a fascinator for Simon *would* qualify as a fascinator...a headpiece headpiece, if I may be so bold. Perched upon Simon's forehead and presumably affixed by glue, that jaunty fascinator would not keep his hair dry if it rains.
No no no
His head is so big it has it's own gravitational pull. That's what keeps it attached.