I feel like such a hipster. But I'm fairly broke and needed to save fliff for the gay pride parade tomorrow.
So yeah; PABST BLUE RIBBON. Oh, Kyle MacLachlan, you like Heineken? Well Dennis Hopper says, "Heineken?! **** that ****! Pabst! Blue! Ribbon!"
I am, in a manner of speaking, as a matter of fact, the accidental illusion.