Two men are out drinking one night when they decide that they're going to have a little contest. Both will go their seperate ways, go to as many bars as they can, get as drunk as they can and then meet up the next day to compare notes and see who had succeeded in getting the most drunk.
So the next day they meet again in the pub.
Man 1: "Last night I went to all of the bars in the town centre and had a triple vodka in each one. When I finally made it into my house I was so drunk that I blew chunks on the kitchen floor and then passed out."
Man 2: "That's nothing. Last night I went to all of the bars by the train station, at each one I had a triple whiskey. By the time I got home I was so drunk that I fell onto the fence and broke it. I fell into the pond, threw up over the car, shouted at my neighbours until eventually somebody called the police who came and locked me up overnight. They let me out this morning. I must got much more drunk than you."
Man 1: "You don't understand. 'Chunks' is the name of my dog."
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