Q: What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow!
Q: Do you know what a Jewish dilemma is?
A: Free ham.
Q: Why are there so many homes for battered women?
A: Because they just don't fucking listen!!
Q: Why do Canadians only have sex doggie style?
A: So they can both watch the hockey game!
Q: What have the England football team and a 3-pin plug got in common?
A: They're both fucking useless in Europe.
In early July, Canada celebrates Canada Day, the United States celebrates Independence Day, and in England they celebrate "Boy Did We Get Our Asses Handed To Us, Aren't We A Great Bunch of Poofs" Day. I'm just kidding. That's every day in Jolly Olde England.
Q: What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?
A: A Mercedes will easily reach 40.
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