I like the "you just like it because it looks like a dick" type of thing. I usually don't even notice until a no homo bro points it out to me. I like acting dumb and trying to get them to explain it to me in great detail, to which I usually respond "I guess...you think about dicks a lot, don't you?" and watch their forever slightly open mouth try to defend their sexuality for their rest of the night.
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