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Old 04-16-2018, 06:54 AM   #69 (permalink)
Lisnaholic
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Hey, this is an amusing thread!
Some of my favourites so far:-

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WAR AND PEACE (LEO TOLSTOY)

First there was war, then there was peace.

Lolita (Vladimir Nabokov)

Thank Heaven for little girls.
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Naked Lunch (William S. Burroughs)

The two boys were laughing and stroking each others pricks, droppers with clotted blood stuck in their arms, as hordes of black centipedes crawled inside their *******s.
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The Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck)

A family of losers couldn’t find work.
And if I might add a couple of my own:-

Little Women (Louisa May Alcott):
A prissy Yank girl witters on about her prissy Yank sisters. Luckily one of them dies, and it's not the butch lesbian.

Nausea (J.P. Sartre):
Guy writes an entire book about how he's unable to write a book.

The DaVinci Code (Dan Brown):
Tom Hanks pretends to be a clever-cloggs by copying all his ideas from Holy Blood, Holy Grail.

Diary of Bridget Jones / Jane Austen's Complete Works:
Watch out girls! Sometimes the dishy guy is a bastard.
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