how do you get a one armed punk out of a tree? toss him a beer..
how many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, punks like to screw in a puddle of their own vomit..
Pat and Kyran were getting ready to go on a camping trip. The first one said "I'm taking along a gallon of whiskey just in case of rattlesnake bites. What are you taking?" The other one said "Two rattlesnakes!"
What have Irishmen and Jesus Christ got in common?
The both lived with their mother until they were 33 and neither had a job...
Why did God invent whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world.
What is black and blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke....
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