haha, these are great. At this party I was at last year, my friend (who is deathly allergic to milk) was talking to a girl. He managed to convince her that if he poured milk on his knee, that his kneecap would dissolve. We were sitting there watching him tell her that that's why he has knee problems, and even when we were all doubled over laughing she didn't catch on.
What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road.
William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways
Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass.
HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER