Hey mom there's something in the back room. I Hope it's not the creature from above!
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*best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew*
*I will be the only person who attends my funeral crew*
*1/10 on a good day crew*
*never been to a party unless family reunions count crew*
*never gotten a girl's number crew*
*0 texts on average per day crew*
*talk to myself just to hear a human's voice crew*
*gets mail at 2am to avoid neighbors crew*
*zero friends crew*
*always pick #5 crew*
*Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew*
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