1. What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
Sack and bat.
2. Do you bite into your icecream or just lick it?
Nibble, just a bit.
3. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who?
Laird Barron's missing eye, and Xenu. . . twice.
4. How many different countries have you visited?
5. Is your handwriting usually in print or cursive?
6. What is your earliest memory?
Either my mom cleaning a glass table in the living room, or the sound of tigers from the Zoo my dad wheeled me to in a stroller.
“YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.”