The 7 Most Inappropriate Products For Children
The keywords on the box read "Interesting," "Flash," and "Up and Down," which sound like they were written by the happiest pedophile in playland.
So many questions...
1) Why does this baby have so much pubic hair?
2) Why does this baby have hair suspenders?
3) Why does this baby have hairy ankles?
Bottom line: Most babies don't need shaving and encouraging that is creepy.
Available in “nipper sizes” 0-6 months, 6-12 months. Shudder.
Spanish toymaker Berjuan released a doll that allows children to "breast-feed" their babies. A girl wears a special halter top with flowers instead of nipples that cause the baby to make sucking sounds and move its mouth. The tagline for the toy reads, "Because you shouldn't have to wait until you have breasts before you start breastfeeding your baby." We think you should.