Paedantic Basterd

It's the time of year for making resolutions and predictions of events to come, and what better way to ring in the new year than by cursing a celebrity to die by bingo?

Ordinarily we would start the predictions in the last week of December, but, well, I forgot, so I'll give you the first week of January to make your choices, after which predictions will close.

You may predict three celebrity deaths. Winner will be determined by A) The first person to score a three-death bingo, or B) Highest tally.

1) No fictional characters.
2) Celebrities with a known terminal illness or who are hospitalized at the time of nominations may not be selected.
3) Celebrities must pass away between January 8th, 2011 and December 31 2011.
4) Celebrities upon death row or who have been convicted of a capital crime are not eligible.


VOTING CLOSED, PREDICTIONS AS FOLLOWS.

EMG:
1) Nick Jonas
2) Joe Jonas
3) That other Jonas whose name I don't know either

Janszoon:
1) Zach Galifianakis

Lisnaholic:
1) Bob Dylan

Skaligojurah:
1) William Shatner
2) Bill Cosby
3) Keith Richards

Uglyorgan:
1) Charlie Sheen

Pedestrian:
1) Bob Barker
2) Raffi
3) Elisha Cuthbert

RVCA:
1) Obama
2) Vince Vaughn

Paloma:
1) Lindsay Lohan
2) Andy Dick
3) Chuck Berry

Dayvan:
1) Uwe Boll
2) Christopher Nolan
3) Michelle Obama

FaSho:
1) Andy Dick
2) Betty White

Kaimon:
1) Zsa Zsa Gabor
2) Kirk Douglas
3) Steven Tyler

Dirty:
1) Kim Jong Il
2) Dennis Rodman
3) Aretha Franklin

Conan:
1) Bill Cosby
2) Dick Clark
3) Chuck Berry

Stone Birds:
1) Paul McCartney
2) Lindsay Lohan
3) Nicki Minaj

Bulldog:
1) Herbert Lom
2) Clint Eastwood
3) Ross McManus

The Phantasio:
1) Dick Clark
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Barbara Bush

TCS:
1) Stevie Wonder

Crash Override:
1) Brett Favre

Alfred:
1) Lil Wayne
2) Brent Hinds
3) Keith Richards

Vanilla:
1) Andy Dick