Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of *** everywhere. People say I *** like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Lock me in a studio with Stevie Wonder. I'll slap him around a bit & use a few racial slurs to get him as angry as he was in the early 70s, grab him hard by the nuts & ask him if he still has anything left in there.