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	<title><![CDATA[Disorder: Idealization of Childhood]]></title>
	<body><![CDATA[[B]Symptoms:[/B]
-Temporary detachment from reality
-False glorification of the past
-Occasionally staying up late just to watch [URL="http://www.deanhunt.com/images/freshprince.jpg"]Fresh Prince of Bel-Air[/URL] reruns on nick at nite
-Urges to cuddle with old teddy bear. NOTE: This includes the compulsion to  [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom#Sex_and_furry_fandom"]dress up[/URL] as one instead

[B]Prescription:[/B]

2 play(s) of Death Cab For Cutie - No Sunlight nightly ([URL="http://youtube.com/watch?v=BqZ_vWDQ4qY"]click to watch[/URL]).

[B]Directions for use/ Important Information:[/B]

Bleeding edge advancements in technology here at +Tune Remedy+ have allowed us to narrow down the likely causes of this monstrous disorder. We have come to the conclusion that trips down memory lane may be instigated by either of the following: a) a happy childhood, or b) mind manipulations of Lord Xenu. If any of the symptoms and/or potential causes apply to you then you may be at a strong risk for this disorder. +Tune Remedy+ advises you to drop whatever you may be doing and immediately listen to Death Cab instead. A quick listen or two will illustrate that Ben Gibbard, the lead singer of this talented band, surely suffers from 1 or possibly more of these symptoms… if +Tune Remedy+ wasn’t an atheist corporation, we would pray for God to have mercy on Mr. Gibbard’s childlike soul. You have likely figured out by now that this disorder does not look at social status nor vocal pitch. Since Mr. Gibbard’s millions of dollars and talent are not able to salvage his health it is unfortunate to say that your case is in actuality utterly hopeless. What you decide to do from this point on is entirely up to you, but we will leave with the wise words that our mothers left us–suicide can’t commit itself.
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	<date>06-28-2008</date>
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