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Old 04-13-2012, 09:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:44 PM   #22 (permalink)
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One of best friends' girlfriends is a crazy feminist who gets pissed off when women are wearing anything less than a pantsuit in public.

She was at a bar with us and bitching and said something about feminism.

My friend decided it was time to tell her a joke.

He said, "When a tree falls in the woods and lands on a woman, what should you say?"

She said, "Uh, I dunno. That sucks."

He said, "What the fuck should a tree be doing in the kitchen?!

She was pissed at him for the rest of the night. It was superb.
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Old 04-13-2012, 09:46 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Wow ahahahaha! I love woman jokes! They are so funny!
Like to all major crazy feminists, learn to take a joke uk? Ahahaha.
I am so hot. I turn myself on.
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:24 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Women are obviously not equal to men because in the BIBLE the woman is created from Adam's penis or something. So, clearly males are superior. A lot of women just aren't strong-minded, independent or confident enough to admit it. Also they're probably fat and ugly.
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I asked this girl I met tonight what she thought of this subject but sadly I couldn't make out what she was saying through the gaffer tape.
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:31 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Omg, Urban you're so manly. Wanna bang?
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:33 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Threeway? You can pick the girl.

Edit:
Wait I mean guy.
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Omg she's so stupid. Steph is the reason women aren't people.
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Bitch you wouldn't know a real woman if she sat on yo face.
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