offensive jokes *giggles* (house, The Police, Micheal Jackson, song)

Doc.DGAF · 10-24-2006, 08:10 AM

Ya' momma's so stupid she thinks Ferra Faucet is a kitchen designer.

oojay · 10-24-2006, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

Ya' momma's so stupid she thinks Ferra Faucet is a kitchen designer.

HEY!!! i am soooooo offended

Doc.DGAF · 10-25-2006, 03:05 PM

Ya' momma's so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down.

oojay · 10-25-2006, 03:31 PM

you watch too much MTV

Doc.DGAF · 10-25-2006, 05:01 PM

And your momma's so dirty she made right-track turn left.

oojay · 10-25-2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

And your momma's so dirty she made right-track turn left.

your mama gives free moustache rides

Doc.DGAF · 10-25-2006, 05:06 PM

My momma's got a thicker moustache than your daddy.

oojay · 10-25-2006, 05:07 PM

yo mama's got a bigger penis than your daddy

**right-track** · 10-25-2006, 05:08 PM

My mum is a nice person.

oojay · 10-25-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

My mum is a nice person.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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10-24-2006, 08:10 AM
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 234	Ya' momma's so stupid she thinks Ferra Faucet is a kitchen designer. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney Go f**k yourself. Thank you. Good night.-Peter Newman

10-25-2006, 03:05 PM
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 234	Ya' momma's so dirty she made Speed Stick slow down. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney Go f**k yourself. Thank you. Good night.-Peter Newman

10-25-2006, 05:01 PM
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 234	And your momma's so dirty she made right-track turn left. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney Go f**k yourself. Thank you. Good night.-Peter Newman

10-25-2006, 05:06 PM
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 234	My momma's got a thicker moustache than your daddy. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney Go f**k yourself. Thank you. Good night.-Peter Newman

10-25-2006, 05:08 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,199	My mum is a nice person. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.