Weird stuff at school (quote, song, teacher)

babakeatwix · 01-24-2006, 02:16 PM

Tell the weirdest sh*t you've seen at school.

I saw a black male at school running around a group of rednecks shouting the south will rise again! Now tell me that sh*t isn't ****ed up.

oojay · 01-24-2006, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by babakeatwix

Tell the weirdest sh*t you've seen at school, then add a song at the end.

I saw a black male at school running around a group of rednecks shouting the south will rise again! Now tell me that sh*t isn't *****d up.

NWA- **** Tha Police

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 01-24-2006, 02:31 PM

I saw someone cut their eye open with safety scissors. That was something..

ladyluckrules · 01-24-2006, 02:38 PM

We did have quite a lot of fun turning the entire classroom the other way round while the teacher was out of the classroom.

The other time someone made a cake with their pubes and tried to feed it to the year below. Rough as.

Oh and at the end of the year there's always a prank, one year we had some bloke burst into the assembly with a gorilla costume on throwing bananas evrywhere , chased by a 'zoo keeper' with a water gun.

Edit: Goldfish in our water tank, just there one afternoon..

Shooting Star · 01-24-2006, 02:40 PM

I saw a midget once.

Vismund Cygnus · 01-24-2006, 02:41 PM

Some people I know paid for a stripper to come to our school, that was entertaining.

Ma Cherie · 01-24-2006, 02:44 PM

i've cussed out random student in my current school...

there was a riot at my old one and 400+ student got arrested

Trauma · 01-24-2006, 03:12 PM

I was drunk and tackled the tiger mascot during Marching Band on the football field in front of 1,000 people while the game was still going on.
Another time (not including me) someone crashed into the cafeteria with a truck.
That was some pretty ****ed up **** right there.

Stockyard Stoics- Occupational Hazards

jibber · 01-24-2006, 04:50 PM

I walk down the stairwell to the main floor, open the doors, and right in the middle of the main floor, there's a fat naked chick belting out "freshmen" by the verve pipe a capella. This was her "performance art"

this has happened 4 times so far this year. Only twice by this one girl.

madeinNY · 01-24-2006, 04:57 PM

One time my friend Luke broke his finger in Enrichment with a clip (like those heavy duty clips you put on your fridge with the magnets attached to them) out of bordem. It was pretty ****ed up...but funny. hahhaa

Then this other time, Oreo got up and sang&danced to Numa Numa in enrichment...no one said/did anything. But I cracked up.

Can't think of a song to go with that.

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01-24-2006, 02:16 PM
babakeatwix Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: ATL Posts: 33	Weird stuff at school Tell the weirdest sht you've seen at school. I saw a black male at school running around a group of rednecks shouting the south will rise again! Now tell me that sht isn't ****ed up. __________________ Got to be lovin them two delicious chocolaty fingers in that goldin sleeping bag I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

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ladyluckrules D: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: England Posts: 515	We did have quite a lot of fun turning the entire classroom the other way round while the teacher was out of the classroom. The other time someone made a cake with their pubes and tried to feed it to the year below. Rough as. Oh and at the end of the year there's always a prank, one year we had some bloke burst into the assembly with a gorilla costume on throwing bananas evrywhere , chased by a 'zoo keeper' with a water gun. Edit: Goldfish in our water tank, just there one afternoon.. __________________ AHOY SAILOR

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Trauma Small-n Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ypsilanti, Michigan Posts: 2,054	I was drunk and tackled the tiger mascot during Marching Band on the football field in front of 1,000 people while the game was still going on. Another time (not including me) someone crashed into the cafeteria with a truck. That was some pretty **ed up ** right there. Stockyard Stoics- Occupational Hazards __________________ "This is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog. This is from the widows, the orphans and those who were killed in Iraq." -Muntazer al-Zaidi

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jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,464	I walk down the stairwell to the main floor, open the doors, and right in the middle of the main floor, there's a fat naked chick belting out "freshmen" by the verve pipe a capella. This was her "performance art" this has happened 4 times so far this year. Only twice by this one girl. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-24-2006, 04:57 PM
madeinNY [[la de da diddy da]] Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY...duh. Posts: 453	One time my friend Luke broke his finger in Enrichment with a clip (like those heavy duty clips you put on your fridge with the magnets attached to them) out of bordem. It was pretty ****ed up...but funny. hahhaa Then this other time, Oreo got up and sang&danced to Numa Numa in enrichment...no one said/did anything. But I cracked up. Can't think of a song to go with that. __________________ I cleared out my PM box...I promise. lol