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Old 02-14-2006, 08:37 PM  
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I would do a driveBy slap on MSI
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Old 02-14-2006, 10:57 PM  
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Connor Oberst - I would slap the fukking taste out of his ridiculous mouth
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Old 02-14-2006, 11:00 PM  
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I would slap the warbaling waiver that sounds like he's on the border of crying out of his affected singing voice. That ruins too many well written songs.

You know the un-emo ones.
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:46 AM  
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You mean the guy from muse?
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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Old 02-15-2006, 12:50 AM  
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Robbie Williams
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:02 AM  
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Justin Timberlake.

Just to see if he'll cry me a river.

The little bitch.
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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Old 02-15-2006, 08:11 AM  
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Name a singer with a face that you just want to slap. You know the type-they might look arrogant, annoying, stupid... they just have that look about them that really makes you want to hit them.
ashlee simpson
kelly clarkson
50 cent
kanye west
hillary duff
& i think most of you should know who number one contender is for me
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:32 AM  
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Robbie Williams
Yes, him, well said.
Slap him hard, with a cricket bat.

Loved it when Noel Gallagher described him as, "just a fat dancer from Take That".
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:34 AM  
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Can`t we shove it up his arse sideways first?
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Old 02-15-2006, 11:39 AM  
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Can`t we shove it up his arse sideways first?
Judging by the size of his fat lardy arse, I'd say that was quite possible.
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