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Old 03-20-2006, 02:03 AM   #11 (permalink)
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97 bitches!
You should already be dead looking at that date
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Fuck.

I must have been high on life when I wrote that
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
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wtf this calculato makes no sense i am not dian in 46 i am perfectley healthy on abetter calculator it said id live to be 87 and another be 92 and im like ok average time
87
92
56
235
78.5? isnt that the expected life thing too?
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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wtf this calculato makes no sense i am not dian in 46 i am perfectley healthy on abetter calculator it said id live to be 87 and another be 92 and im like ok average time
87
92
56
235
78.5? isnt that the expected life thing too?
Are you sure your not already dead DOC... I have my doubts.
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, January 20, 2064
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Old 03-21-2006, 05:20 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Monday, January 15, 2063.
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Lock to field screen, row the ocean onto sentient ground.
New rites of a Vedic sun to attend the blue horizon.
Prevails flight resplendent, sails the shrine effulgent windship.
Stillness breathes apex supreme - I walk toward the mountain.

Crowns the sovereic rite to freedom.
Shored the origin forms to a ground accede.
Axiom core of the light shrine flight to shining.
Glows serene to attenuate the space and time.
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Old 03-27-2006, 04:31 AM   #17 (permalink)
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38. wee.
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Old 03-27-2006, 07:08 AM   #18 (permalink)
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thursday september 8 2072

ill be 73
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Old 04-04-2006, 04:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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august 6th 2086.

i live a life of drugs and loud music and ill sill reach 97. haha, screw all you people who live healthy.
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Old 04-04-2006, 07:34 AM   #20 (permalink)
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74....shweeet
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