Walmart SCAM!!!! (albums)

Fenixpunk · 03-31-2006, 01:47 PM

I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know.

I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
This happened to me and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow.

They open at 7:00 ...............

Green Day Rocks · 03-31-2006, 02:34 PM

ha lol that is funny

Music Is Pwnage · 03-31-2006, 04:32 PM

I'd do that, but put an empty wallet in my pocket, and then I'd get it all free!

Mama Booze · 03-31-2006, 05:31 PM

...that didn't seriously happen to you, did it? haha

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-31-2006, 10:11 PM

That reminds me, I have to go to Walmart to buy a new wallet

mosesandtherubberducky · 03-31-2006, 10:52 PM

^Don't forget to pick up the milk.

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-31-2006, 10:53 PM

oh right!!!

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03-31-2006, 01:47 PM
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,128	Walmart SCAM!!!! I don't how many of you shop at Walmart, but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy t-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Walmart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday and also yesterday and most likely tomorrow. They open at 7:00 ............... __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - Hoodlum Hardcore

03-31-2006, 02:34 PM
Green Day Rocks Groupie Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In your closet...Go look! Posts: 31	ha lol that is funny __________________ Highlight this---> even though u can't see it your friend and u will always have a strong friendship

03-31-2006, 04:32 PM
Music Is Pwnage Follower of The FSM!!!!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nowhere you've heard of Posts: 294	I'd do that, but put an empty wallet in my pocket, and then I'd get it all free! __________________ Genital Pineapple Ebolic Mastication Bitch Disease

03-31-2006, 05:31 PM
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 359	...that didn't seriously happen to you, did it? haha

03-31-2006, 10:11 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	That reminds me, I have to go to Walmart to buy a new wallet __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

03-31-2006, 10:52 PM
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,659	^Don't forget to pick up the milk. __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [youtube] tags around selected text"

03-31-2006, 10:53 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	oh right!!! __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books