"How Will You Die?" (house, quote)

adidasss · 04-09-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

Are there even freeways in Croatia?

fuck you?

and who said goodbye?

~~bungalowbill357~~ · 04-09-2006, 06:37 PM

Well, I took it to mean that he would not post anymore, until conditions improved.....

Is that not what you meant?

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-09-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bungalowbill357

Well, I took it to mean that he would not post anymore, until conditions improved.....

Is that not what you meant?

Yeah

I changed my mind pretty fast.

~~Mamagarmr~~ · 04-09-2006, 07:30 PM

ehh...escalotor and my shoe sing gets caught and i die of internal injuries..dude wtf im not gonna get stucki in an escalator..ok i dont have shoelaces, and second of i prefer stairs

jazzfromhell · 04-09-2006, 09:00 PM

You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.

Beating people in chess is pretty damn cool, although seems like I'd catch him going for his bishop.

dog · 04-10-2006, 04:21 AM

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

wee

**sleepy jack** · 04-10-2006, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ledzeppelinrulz

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

wee

Aww, how happy!

While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. You're struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth.

Now I know I can avoid death by never going into a movie theater..

DontRunMeOver · 04-10-2006, 04:31 AM

You and a group of fellow thugs beat a pair of teenagers to death in a dark alley. A few days later you are caught by the police and imprisoned. Your cellmate is extremely hairy and massively obese. One night, while sodomising you, he falls asleep on top of you. You suffocate beneath his massive weight.

**right-track** · 04-10-2006, 04:55 AM

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

Is this possible?

DontRunMeOver · 04-10-2006, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.

Is this possible?

If there's something wrong with the gas canister or the airbag lining then maybe. Sometimes its safer to not have airbags and to make sure that all passegers hold inflated beach-balls in front of their faces at all times. They may look stupid but IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE.

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04-09-2006, 06:37 PM
~~bungalowbill357~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 2,749	Well, I took it to mean that he would not post anymore, until conditions improved..... Is that not what you meant?

04-09-2006, 07:30 PM
~~Mamagarmr~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Left of the Left Posts: 2,535	ehh...escalotor and my shoe sing gets caught and i die of internal injuries..dude wtf im not gonna get stucki in an escalator..ok i dont have shoelaces, and second of i prefer stairs

04-09-2006, 09:00 PM
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 192	You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop. Beating people in chess is pretty damn cool, although seems like I'd catch him going for his bishop.

04-10-2006, 04:21 AM
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 848	While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult. wee

04-10-2006, 04:55 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,264	While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face. Is this possible? __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.