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Old 04-15-2006, 08:44 AM  
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Default Things You`d Never Thought You`d See

From 3am girls column in the Mirror....

"Bez from the Happy Mondays with fiance Monica Ward watching the Bolshoi Ballet's performance of Swan Lake in the Lowri Theatre Salford"

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Old 04-15-2006, 09:16 AM  
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Old 04-15-2006, 09:34 AM  
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Salford has a theatre??

I thought it just had a university and a lads club.
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Two birds humping, I never thought I'd see that, but I did...
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a naked man strolling through the streets of penlan at 2 in the morning, i didn't see it but surprisingly, **** loads of people saw me.
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an old man cussing out people and driving like a maniac and running a red light missing a wreck and blaming it on them
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an old man cussing out people and driving like a maniac and running a red light missing a wreck and blaming it on them
You know my father, then.
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Nah, could see that coming a mile away.

Good riddance to bad sh*t, I say.
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