Cramp: Sworn Enemy of Man. (albums, quote)

Merkaba · 04-27-2006, 10:17 PM

Strange thread I know, but where are some random places you seem to get cramp?

I sometimes get cramp on the inside of my arm just short of my armpit and I have to walk around with my arm in the air trying to stretch it out. Such a pain in the arse.

Also I just recently started getting cramp just below my bottom right jaw. I sit there, head tilted backwards, trying to extend my lower jaw forward to get rid of the cramp.

What a mission the body is.

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-27-2006, 10:23 PM

I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions

Merkaba · 04-27-2006, 10:27 PM

Ever had it on the bottom of your foot? Christ, my life passed before my eyes.

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-27-2006, 10:29 PM

I've had that as well, I prayed for death

adidasss · 04-28-2006, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions

worst pain i've ever experienced....i have no idea why it happens, and in the middle of the night no less, it never happens during the day....of course, one day, i'm pretty sure it's gonna happen when i go swimming and i'm like a mile away from the shore....pretty sure that's gonna be the end of me...

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-28-2006, 02:21 AM

Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing

adidasss · 04-28-2006, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing

Levithan · 04-28-2006, 02:51 AM

Ive had it in my armpit...that was pretty rough, and lower back is bad aswell

Cheese · 04-28-2006, 04:57 AM

I rarely suffer with cramps, but one thing I do endure frequently is frigging kidney stones.

MURDER JUNKIE · 04-28-2006, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

It was worse because I was chaperoning a youth group and I had to get fished out in front of the kids. Kids are cruel, they were laughing at me

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04-27-2006, 10:17 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	Cramp: Sworn Enemy of Man. Strange thread I know, but where are some random places you seem to get cramp? I sometimes get cramp on the inside of my arm just short of my armpit and I have to walk around with my arm in the air trying to stretch it out. Such a pain in the arse. Also I just recently started getting cramp just below my bottom right jaw. I sit there, head tilted backwards, trying to extend my lower jaw forward to get rid of the cramp. What a mission the body is. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

04-27-2006, 10:23 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	I get them in my calf muscle sometimes when I am sleeping, I will wake up in agonizing pain. It is like your whole muscle decides to tie itself in a knot, it has brought me to tears on numerous occasions __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

04-27-2006, 10:27 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	Ever had it on the bottom of your foot? Christ, my life passed before my eyes. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

04-27-2006, 10:29 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	I've had that as well, I prayed for death __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

04-28-2006, 02:21 AM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	Happened to me in a pool once, the lifeguard had to fish me out. That was pretty embarrassing __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

04-28-2006, 04:57 AM
Cheese It's chicken, you twat! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 602	I rarely suffer with cramps, but one thing I do endure frequently is frigging kidney stones. __________________ Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore