The Worst Thread Ever Created (metal, rock, Ronan Keating, Slipknot)

[right-track]

Lennon and McCartney were both time travellers and travelled forward in time to rip off Noel Gallagher and his music.
John Lennon (real name Jan Sebastian Stridethorpe) changed his name by deed poll in 1959, after Liam's son of the same name.

Yoko Ono is a man.

Ringo Starr is an alien indigenous to the planet 'Bignose', situated in the outer reaches of the Alpha Beta constellation.
Other 'Bignose' noteworthy's are; Ronnie Wood, Rod Stewart, Pete Townsend and Roger Waters.
Pete Doherty, also a former inhabitant, underwent plastic surgery to reduce the size of his nose on December 28th 1986, following a bizzare gardening accident at the age of 6.

Jimi Hendrix wasn't left handed, despite popular opinion.
He was in fact "mirror envisioned", a rare affliction effecting only 1 in 42,000 million people.
Consequently, all his guitar solos are played backwards, perpetuating the myth that all his music was way ahead of it's time.

Mick Jagger had Marianne Faithfull's virgina grafted onto his lips, following her unreported death during the infamous Mars Bar incident of February 1967.
An unknown source close to Jagger reported that Jagger once commented on his odd choice of memorium, saying, "It was either that, or a tattoo maaaaaaan".

[ZeppelinAir]

Dave Grohl is actualy Kurt Cobain with plastic surgery

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

this thread sucks ****.

Actually, edit:

Kurt Cobain and Rivers Cuomo had a gay relationship. He shot himself because Courtney Love found out.

[ZeppelinAir]

Kurt shot himself cause one day he was sober and saw Courtney Love and went WTF was I Thinking.

Megadeath got there name to signal the death of metallica

after kurt died Nirvana found Kirmit The Frog as a new frontman but did not work out do to his addiction with bacon

[Blain]

Megadeth made a typo in the spelling of their name, but stuck with it to keep away from the risk of looking like idiots.

[DontRunMeOver]

Avril Lavigne once killed and ate a baby elephant. With her bare hands.

R. Kelly once had sex with (the artist then known as) Prince in the back of the Kellymobile, having mistaken Prince for a 12 year old girl. Following this, Prince wrote the song "Could I Be The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?" based upon the incident. The lyrics of the song were changed slightly for commercial release.

He also wrote a song called "If I Give You $2000 Dollars And Some Signed CDs Will You Keep Quiet About What Just Happened, If My Fanbase Find Out I'm *** As Well As A Paedophile Then I'm Screwed." about the same night, but the song was never released.

R. Kelly actually does believe he can fly, and has numerous fractured bones as testament to this belief.

Bono isn't a twat. FACT.

The Motorhead classic "The Ace of Spades" is in fact about gardening. Lemmy previously worked as a landscape designer at large country estates and his dexterity with gardening equipment led to him gaining the nickname "Trowel Tornado". This nickname inspired the song. During early Motorhead gigs, people laughed at Lemmy shouting "Trowel Tornado" over the song's chorus, so he changed the lyrics to something more superheroic and had the last laugh.

[boo boo]

Pete Townshend, Roger Waters and Patti Smith are currently planning to start a band together, it will be called Why The Long Face?

Bucketheads infamous bucket is not just a useless prop, it is in fact the source of all his powers. Which other than kickass guitar soloing also includes summoning the spirts of slaughtered chickens and creating laser beams powerful enough to kill Godzilla. He is the 6th power ranger in his spare time.

Tony Levin is actually just Patrick Stewart with a fake moustache.

Paul McCartney actually did die and was replaced by Billy Shears, this is why McCartney seemed to have improved significantly on bass guitar in less than a Year, and its the reason The Beatles stopped touring because Billy unlike Paul was right handed. We have heard this all before, what you DIDN'T know is that once The Beatles broke up, Paul rose from the dead and strangled Shears with his bare hands. He then went totally insane and Wings was the resulting by-product of his madness.

The real reason Rick Wakeman's keyboard attracted Lice is because he is actually the Lice Queen.

Meg White is actually the best drummer in the world, she can perform complex drum solos that would reduce Mike Portnoy to tears. However, to prevent her drumming superpowers from falling into the wrong hands, she keeps it a secret.

Gavin Rossdale is no ordinary human, he is a superhuman created by the British goverment and was created with the DNA of Kurt Cobain and a Calvin Kline model. His only purpose is to test the physics and effects of having sexual intercourse with Gwen Stefani. But he also makes crappy post grunge in his spare time.

Who killed Biggie and Tupac? The same guy that let the dogs out.

The unique shape of Phil Collins head makes him considered by most scientists to be the biggest unsolved mystery in the universe. It is commonly believed that his mother is a Pumpkin.

The average human body is 60% water, but Jerry Garcias body was 90% acid.

[Mouseketeer]

The song 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne was actually orginally written to inform the world of Lavigne’s new found lesbian sexuality. Lavigne backed out in the end changing the lyrics from 'Hey hey, you you. I don't like your girlfriend. Hey Hey. you you. You should hand her over' to the words in place today, the lines following the chorus describing sexual activities taking place involving Lavigne and this 'girlfriend' character are too explicit to mention.

[jgd85]

Dashboard Confessional are talented musicians who continue to release quality music.

Linkin Park was originally a support group for hermaphrodites... which explains why they are always so upset.

[DontRunMeOver]

Originally Posted by boo boo

The unique shape of Phil Collins head makes him considered by most scientists to be the biggest unsolved mystery in the universe. It is commonly believed that his mother is a Pumpkin.

The average human body is 60% water, but Jerry Garcias body was 90% acid.

boo boo. I love you.

Water supplies in Scotland have been found to contain low levels of flouride and high levels of carotene, the combination of which has been known to contibute to aggressive behaviour, ginger hair and tone-deafness. The last feature is cited as a possible explanation for both bagpipes and Franz Ferdinand.

Paul McCartney never stopped making great tunes, the actual problem is that Noel Gallagher keep sneaking round to his house at night and stealing them. Every morning Paul McCartney wakes up to find that his tunes from the day before have gone. So far the only way he has managed to stop Noel Gallagher from stealing his good tunes is by writing rubbish ones instead.

Marving ***e's classic song "What's Going On?" is often misinterpreted as having a political theme. In reality, the song was inspired by Marvin happening upon an episode of 'Monty Pythons Flying Circus' during a relaxing evening of brandy, smack and hookers. So confused was Marv that he also wrote another song "What's happening Brother?" about a perplexed call that he made to the talking clock on exactly the same evening.