Rate the person above you's problematic disfunctions. (French, Computer)

DontRunMeOver · 06-26-2006, 05:14 PM

9/10. I can see that having been a big problem.

When I was a kid I used to think my mum should be able to understand me either telepathically, or by the tone of my voice alone... so I would stare at her for a while to try to communicate the message and if (or rather, when) this didn't work, I'd cover my mouth with my hand and make a noise with the appropriate pitch and rhythm to get the message across.

When this didn't work I'd eventually talk to her normally, but by this point I was pretty peeved at her inability to understand even the most basic telepathic instructions. This happened A LOT.

EDIT: Right-Track, that's not me. That's the captain... (the captain is a one-eyed dwarf, he's throwing dice along the wharfe).

**right-track** · 06-26-2006, 05:18 PM

"peep, wee, laa laa!" = 10/10.

^

ahh yes...the captain.

adidasss · 06-26-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

9/10. I can see that having been a big problem.

When I was a kid I used to think my mum should be able to understand me either telepathically, or by the tone of my voice alone... so I would stare at her for a while to try to communicate the message and if (or rather, when) this didn't work, I'd cover my mouth with my hand and make a noise with the appropriate pitch and rhythm to get the message across.

When this didn't work I'd eventually talk to her normally, but by this point I was pretty peeved at her inability to understand even the most basic telepathic instructions. This happened A LOT.

EDIT: Right-Track, that's not me. That's the captain... (the captain is a one-eyed dwarf, he's throwing dice along the wharfe).

ok...you're officially a legend....

wanna have sex? i'm easy....

DontRunMeOver · 06-26-2006, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

wanna have sex? i'm easy....

As opposed to hard?

Not tonight darling, I'm tired...

adidasss · 06-26-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

As opposed to hard?

Not tonight darling, I'm tired...

.....so it's me and my left hand tonight.....again.....

*masturbates halfheartedly*

**right-track** · 06-26-2006, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

*masturbates halfheartedly*

10/10. ^

Merkaba · 06-26-2006, 05:49 PM

Is that 10/10 for being lefthanded

MURDER JUNKIE · 06-27-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

someone back me up on this!

We've had this discussion, and I back you up 100%

However I did wear flip flops to a restaurant today because I was too tired (lazy) to bend over and slip my shoes on, be careful Marijan I'm moving in on your category of laziness

TrampInaTux · 06-27-2006, 02:23 AM

Apparently when you masturbate with your left hand it feels like someone else does it.

The person that made up that little myth has obviously never been wanked off.

Raine · 06-29-2006, 10:54 AM

Um . . I guess you have no problems. Congratulations on that.

At any rate. One of my problems at the moment is that i can't feel my body fromt he waist down and I think I still have a slight hang over from last night.
Which makes me a klutz at the moment. (I walked into the same wall twice earlier)

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06-26-2006, 05:18 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,264	"peep, wee, laa laa!" = 10/10. ^ ahh yes...the captain. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

06-26-2006, 05:49 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,820	Is that 10/10 for being lefthanded __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

06-27-2006, 02:23 AM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	Apparently when you masturbate with your left hand it feels like someone else does it. The person that made up that little myth has obviously never been wanked off.

06-29-2006, 10:54 AM
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,501	Um . . I guess you have no problems. Congratulations on that. At any rate. One of my problems at the moment is that i can't feel my body fromt he waist down and I think I still have a slight hang over from last night. Which makes me a klutz at the moment. (I walked into the same wall twice earlier) __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche