stranded with a star! (Paris Hilton, Lute)

Merkaba · 06-07-2006, 04:08 PM

Well at least if you mounted option B you wouldn't slip off.

DontRunMeOver · 06-07-2006, 04:09 PM

I'd pick option A because.

1. She would be able to talk.
2. Mermaids can swim damn well, so she might even swim me back home (I'd tell her I wanted her to meet my parents, that'd work...)
3. Boobies.

Merkaba · 06-07-2006, 04:12 PM

Good argument mate.

Isn't talking a double edged sword though

**right-track** · 06-07-2006, 04:12 PM

After much deliberation...I chose option B;

1. The girls round our way are'nt much better looking.
2. And a front bum for sex wee is essential.
3. Quite like the "fwap" noises also.

mosesandtherubberducky · 06-07-2006, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

After much deliberation...I chose option B;

1. The girls round our way are'nt much better looking.
2. And a front bum for sex wee is essential.

She's got a mouth you know? And I'd go insane with the fwaping and no one to talk to. Plus like DRMO said, Boobies

**right-track** · 06-07-2006, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

She's got a mouth you know? And I'd go insane with the fwaping and no one to talk to. Plus like DRMO said, Boobies

Sorry the fwap noises clinch it.

**sleepy jack** · 06-07-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

I'd pick option A because.

1. She would be able to talk.
2. Mermaids can swim damn well, so she might even swim me back home (I'd tell her I wanted her to meet my parents, that'd work...)
3. Boobies.

4. Oral sex

DontRunMeOver · 06-07-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

4. Oral sex

Not right now luv, I'm busy.

DontRunMeOver · 06-07-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

Good argument mate.

Isn't talking a double edged sword though

If she gets annoying you could just walk inland and know that she can't follow you.

jr. · 06-10-2006, 12:17 PM

Option A.

David Letterman or Jay Leno

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06-07-2006, 04:08 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	Well at least if you mounted option B you wouldn't slip off. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

06-07-2006, 04:12 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	Good argument mate. Isn't talking a double edged sword though __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

06-07-2006, 04:12 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,045	After much deliberation...I chose option B; 1. The girls round our way are'nt much better looking. 2. And a front bum for sex wee is essential. 3. Quite like the "fwap" noises also. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

06-10-2006, 12:17 PM
jr. Seeker of Peace Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newark, De. Posts: 348	Option A. David Letterman or Jay Leno __________________ Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir