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Old 07-06-2008, 11:06 PM  
lucifer_sam
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I find the stories I have getting the alcohol to get drunk are more entertaining than the stories I have about being drunk. But here goes...

- Fought my best friend at college (twice). The only way either of us were able to discern what transpired was by the bruises the next morning.
- Walked into McDonald's, screamed "This isn't the fucking bathroom" and passed out.
- Hit on my friend's girlfriend while he was making out with her and somehow persuaded her to accompany me for...some fun.
- Got about three hundred numbers put on my cell phone after it was passed around a party when I was in the bathroom.
- Drank with my RA.
- Drank with an on-duty policeman who knew perfectly well I wasn't 21.
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