oojay

i really dont consider myself "drunk" until i pass out, but i generally am pretty happy-go-lucky. i hit on pretty much every chick in sight. but ive also been known to fight a nigga or two. um um bitch!

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MoonlitSunshine

I have never been drunk, so I have no idea

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"You're Never Alone With a Rubber Duck"

- Captain of the 3rd Ark

Merkaba

I've jumped in rose bushes while under the influence. Didn't feel a thing

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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

half_baked87

i went to a party in the woods at one of my friends places, ended up getting stupid drunk and stumbling out into the woods to take a dump. i picked an arbitrary spot and just let it go. thank god for newspaper. but the next morning, i woke up to my buddy matt beating the hell out of me, turns out i somehow **** all over his dirtbike, and it was not pretty. safe to say cleaning up you're own feces with a brutal hangover isn't something you forget, as much as i'd like to.

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Cheese

Mine depends on what I'm drinking. If it's vodka, don't even look in my direction or I'll tear you a new arsehole. If its beer I'll end up chucking all night. Any thing else has been known to make me crash my car into stationary objects, i.e telegraph poles, fences, cop cars

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Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name
Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law
My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore

MURDER JUNKIE

Is that a variation of the glasgow kiss??

A headbutt followed up by a punch in the balls??

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I've been had
at least that's how it looks
and it's not funny like on TV
and it's not smart like it is in books

Blain

Reading what Mr Sensitive wrote makes me wanna get wasted and come on here, that was absolutely classic man. Sadly I must wait a couple more years.

CityLightsLikeRain

Everything is so much more offense and funny when you're on here drunk. And sarcasm does not exist. haha.

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...I think I ate your chocolate squirrel...

right-track

Yep...that's the one, although in L*******l it's known as a Kirby Kiss.

No...that would be gay.

I hate that feeling the next morning, the one when memories of the night before slowly reveal themselves.
Although, I always seem to be aware of what I'm doing at the time, unlike a mate of mine, who has a habit of pissing in his wardrobe during the night

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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

MURDER JUNKIE

So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

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I've been had
at least that's how it looks
and it's not funny like on TV
and it's not smart like it is in books