What Kind Of Drunk Are You (dance, house, member, track)

**right-track** · 09-19-2006, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

So give me the rundown on the Salford kiss

That's it...you guessed right, only minus the punch in the bollocks.

MURDER JUNKIE · 09-19-2006, 03:54 PM

I'm one of those people that has a habit of pissing in my wardrobe, everytime I mix my liquor I piss somewhere innovative. My wife is exstatic when I utilize this talent

**right-track** · 09-21-2006, 02:19 PM

Came across this public post review of pubs in my home town. The first known locally as 'The Tolly'.
It was among more serious reviews, this being far more accurate.

# I don't believe The Toll Point warrants such a fleeting mention, the establishment is an absolute must for any visitors. It is the place for anyone who wants their personal space invaded by drunken criminals and manhandled by unmarried mothers. Marvel as the big hand on the clock behind the bar travels 3/4's of the way round while you wait in the free-for-all that is 'trying to get served'. The DJ hasn't bought a CD since 1994, but that won't stop him trying to damage your ears with Alex Party & Culture Beat. ps. Don't let the recent hammer murder outside 'The Tolly' put you off your visit, they got him.
# Owing to possible infringement with th lawe! The Kings Head a Pinacle of a place is now closed, Full Stop! As is much of the rest of the town.
# Pubs :- yes lots, in the main selling inconsistent to poor quality beers at exorbitant prices. The hostelries in the main look tired & shabby. Some bordering on possible breaches of Health & Hygiene Legislation. Tended by weary staff that don’t really wont to be there & show it. Management with split personalities, [talk one day and next you’re the invisible man or woman!] some frequenting other pubs more than there own and old hat entertainment!

Violet Cookie · 09-21-2006, 02:24 PM

I am known to wonder off, dance weirdly, talk random crap and attempt to play the guitar upsidedown on sofas when i'm drunk.

bruise_violet · 09-21-2006, 02:25 PM

Full-on naked lesbian drunk.

Merkaba · 09-21-2006, 04:28 PM

I wish I could say that

**LesPaul43** · 09-21-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Merkaba

I wish I could be on that

Fixed

Lesbian crime spree · 09-21-2006, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bruise_violet

Full-on naked lesbian drunk.

somebody say my na....

oh.

dog · 09-30-2006, 04:09 AM

i get all lovable to friends. tell them how much i like em. if a girl gives you a lot of attention when drunk, does that mean she might or does dig you in a sober state of mind?

**right-track** · 09-30-2006, 04:14 AM

What kind of a drunk am I?

In a word...spectacular!

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09-19-2006, 03:54 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,389	I'm one of those people that has a habit of pissing in my wardrobe, everytime I mix my liquor I piss somewhere innovative. My wife is exstatic when I utilize this talent __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

09-21-2006, 02:24 PM
Violet Cookie Groupie Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: A lump of coal... Posts: 12	I am known to wonder off, dance weirdly, talk random crap and attempt to play the guitar upsidedown on sofas when i'm drunk. __________________ Are those my feet?

09-21-2006, 02:25 PM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	Full-on naked lesbian drunk. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

09-21-2006, 04:28 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,821	I wish I could say that __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

09-30-2006, 04:09 AM
dog this bird has flown Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: paris,texas Posts: 849	i get all lovable to friends. tell them how much i like em. if a girl gives you a lot of attention when drunk, does that mean she might or does dig you in a sober state of mind? __________________ formerly ledzeppelinrulz.