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Old 12-06-2006, 05:32 PM  
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My headless body tries to give you a big hug and you get grossed out, throw the belt at me, and run away hysterically.
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:34 PM  
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My headless body tries to give you a big hug and you get grossed out, throw the belt at me, and run away hysterically.
as if,
you walk towards me, i take a gun and start shooting.
you have no hands and can't take the belt from me
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:39 PM  
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I join a gang and me and skindredluver bum-rush you and steal the belt
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Old 12-06-2006, 05:44 PM  
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I join a gang and me and skindredluver bum-rush you and steal the belt
skindredluver got bored and left you to fend for yourself.

i kill that dumb whore, have my way with a headless ooj 9since I've enver done that before) bury you in a box of sand you contract a tetanus infection from the open wound and I walk away. belt in hand
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:12 PM  
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After several painful tetanus shots, I finally recover. I track you down at the local free clinic (most likely having your cheating man-whore of a boyfriend tested) and grab the belt from across your waist. Your pants then fall to the ground, revealing white cotton granny panties you run away in embarrassment. New Champ!
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Old 12-06-2006, 06:33 PM  
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After several painful tetanus shots, I finally recover. I track you down at the local free clinic (most likely having your cheating man-whore of a boyfriend tested) and grab the belt from across your waist. Your pants then fall to the ground, revealing white cotton granny panties you run away in embarrassment. New Champ!
I'm at a free clinic because I cam in contact with large amounts of your blood (when I cut your head off) and it was rumored you had HIV/AIDS and several STDs.
You come out of nowhere and start harassing me. I mase you, call hospital security, walk away, and take the belt with me
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:11 PM  
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Seeing as Raine has taken an indefinite sabatacle from MB, I strip her of the title and declare myself the new MB World Heavyweight Champion.
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Old 12-24-2006, 02:33 PM  
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My vacation is over, and my reign as MB reigning champ shall contiue.

*oojay hands over the belt without a fight and i resume my title*
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Old 12-24-2006, 02:48 PM  
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Kick to the ovary=new champion!
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Old 12-24-2006, 02:51 PM  
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Kick to the ovary=new champion!
kick to right nut and then to the left nut.

same champ and my opponent is now a worthless sterile male.
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