What kind of American-English do you speak? (quote)

**right-track** · 11-01-2006, 03:13 PM

Out of interest...an average Northern English profile.
I had to skip two questions though.

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

20% Yankee

10% Dixie

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindof...oyouspeakquiz/

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 03:31 PM

You're more of a general American than I am, Right-Track.

Your Linguistic Profile:
30% General American English
30% Yankee
20% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern

**right-track** · 11-01-2006, 03:37 PM

This really threw me.

The act of covering a house or area in front of a house with toilet paper is called...

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 03:38 PM

... pooping during a bad acid trip?

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 03:39 PM

... decorating, Serie A style?

**Urban Hatemonger** · 11-01-2006, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

The act of covering a house or area in front of a house with toilet paper is called...

Care in the community

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 03:40 PM

... owning too many Andrex puppies?

**right-track** · 11-01-2006, 03:41 PM

Community service???

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 03:42 PM

Well, some home office peeps would probably think that was a good way to punish young offenders.

And if they still don't learn, send them on safari! That'll teach 'em (I still find that funny).

Mama Booze · 11-01-2006, 03:52 PM

Nose, at Halloween some kids, to be asses, toilet paper people's houses, all over their house and trees, etc.

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11-01-2006, 03:13 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,055	Out of interest...an average Northern English profile. I had to skip two questions though. Your Linguistic Profile: 45% General American English 20% Yankee 10% Dixie 5% Midwestern 5% Upper Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindof...oyouspeakquiz/ __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

11-01-2006, 03:37 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,055	This really threw me. The act of covering a house or area in front of a house with toilet paper is called... __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

11-01-2006, 03:41 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,055	Community service??? __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

11-01-2006, 03:52 PM
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 359	Nose, at Halloween some kids, to be asses, toilet paper people's houses, all over their house and trees, etc.