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Old 11-01-2006, 08:22 PM  
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but then you would have no money left for the whores.

I wish I could play professional bowling.
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Old 11-01-2006, 08:35 PM  
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but then you would have no money left for the whores.

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but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.




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Old 11-01-2006, 08:40 PM  
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but then your arm would be too tired for your date with Urban.
dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.
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dammit all to hell!

but then you wouldnt settle for anything ever again and get real lonely and die.......alone.

I wish I had an awesome opera voice.
but then people would think you were gay and have AIDS like Freddy Mercury.




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Old 11-01-2006, 10:22 PM  
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but it is maxxed out with ghey porn

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Old 11-01-2006, 10:26 PM  
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You can't cos I just bought it.

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but bad sex makes you sleep more

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^but im right here



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But then it'll be cold and your nuts will shrink.

I wish I home geting stoned.
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but getting stoned makes you wanna hump dogs

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