-Ruin A Wish- (quote)

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 03:43 PM

Here's how it works, the first person makes a wish and the next person comes along and ruins it and adds a wish of their own:

eg:

me: I wish I was in porn

You: But your partners are German Shepards

got it??

me: I wish I was taller

oojay · 11-01-2006, 03:45 PM

^but youre canadian

i wish i could bench press 300lbs.

bruise_violet · 11-01-2006, 03:49 PM

But then you have no penis.

I wish I could live in Wonderland.

oojay · 11-01-2006, 03:50 PM

^but you have a penis

i wish i was a professional wrestler.

swim · 11-01-2006, 03:53 PM

but then you couldn't afford beer.

I wish I knew decent musicians

oojay · 11-01-2006, 03:54 PM

^but youre a pedophile

i wish i had $1 million

DontRunMeOver · 11-01-2006, 03:55 PM

^But you accidentally spent it all on Hello Kitty memorabilia

I wish I had shoes which could make me fly, like that Greek dude with the winged shoes...

MURDER JUNKIE · 11-01-2006, 04:02 PM

But you would use them impaired and fly into the sun like that other greek dude

I wish I was retired

bruise_violet · 11-01-2006, 04:05 PM

But you can't get it up because you are 90

I wish I had amazing clothes.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 11-01-2006, 04:08 PM

For midgets

I wish I had a boss who paid me too much

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11-01-2006, 03:43 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	-Ruin A Wish- Here's how it works, the first person makes a wish and the next person comes along and ruins it and adds a wish of their own: eg: me: I wish I was in porn You: But your partners are German Shepards got it?? me: I wish I was taller __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

11-01-2006, 03:49 PM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	But then you have no penis. I wish I could live in Wonderland. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

11-01-2006, 03:53 PM
swim Everyone Does Everything. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: coastal plain North Carolina Posts: 4,396	but then you couldn't afford beer. I wish I knew decent musicians __________________ you should be ashamed to be so proud of what you got http://www.mediafire.com/?ryxhwjmb1y9 http://www.mediafire.com/?g4wzjzjz1gu

11-01-2006, 04:02 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,387	But you would use them impaired and fly into the sun like that other greek dude I wish I was retired __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

11-01-2006, 04:05 PM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	But you can't get it up because you are 90 I wish I had amazing clothes. __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

11-01-2006, 04:08 PM
Urban Hatemonger Groovy Hate F*ck Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Nuuk , Greenland Posts: 9,401	For midgets I wish I had a boss who paid me too much __________________