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Old 12-12-2006, 06:10 PM  
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Yo mommas so old that when she breast feeds you it's soy milk

Yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten

Yo mommas so old she took Adam to the prom

Yo mommas so fat when she jumps up and down she gets transferred from Heaven to Hell every jump

Yo mommas so hairy, when you were born you got rug burn

Yo mommas so fat, it takes you a plane two cars and a bus just to get to her good side.

Yo mommas so fat when she stands it causes a solar eclipse

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Old 12-12-2006, 06:41 PM  
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Nice you guys can go on and on its unbelievable.i already ran out or you guys said them
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Old 12-12-2006, 09:04 PM  
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*Baaaaaaaad mental image*
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Old 12-12-2006, 10:33 PM  
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Keep my mama out of this and I'll keep this outta yo mama *penis thrust*
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:48 PM  
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Your so wrong
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:51 PM  
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If he's wrong, I dont wanna be right
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Old 12-13-2006, 08:53 PM  
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Gosh oojay you know would your mama be proud to hear all this stuff hummmm?
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shut up. my mom is dead
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Im soooooooooooo sorry you should of told me.Ill do whatever you want if you forgive me.[just nothing too nasty]
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just kiddin'


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