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Old 12-20-2006, 11:14 PM  
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A lie in without some c*nt bursting into my bedroom shouting 'OPEN YOUR PRESENTS OPEN YOUR PRESENTS' at all hours of the afternoon.


what if it was me?

an i-pod and some new sheets
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Old 12-21-2006, 01:14 AM  
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aren't you married?
Yup, I'm not dead though
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:32 AM  
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Yup, I'm not dead though
WHOA Whoa whoa


MJ's married?!
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I KEED, OOJAY, i keed.

i just dont like you much.
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People like that should be butt raped by an oar.
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:54 AM  
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Yup, I'm not dead though
I am.
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:55 AM  
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I have always wondered why married men would say that...

I want my ****ing 275 bucks back that someone stole...grrr.
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:00 AM  
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I have always wondered why married men would say that...
Getting married is like fancying a cream cake...and then being forced fed it for the rest of your life.
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:07 AM  
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I dont like cream cake...
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:34 AM  
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A videocamera, Little Britain dvd's, and a book on Henri Cartie Bresson.
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Old 12-21-2006, 08:36 AM  
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what if it was me?

an i-pod and some new sheets
Don't get an iPod. The quality is even worse than posts by members with ''pop'' and or ''cool'' in their nicks.
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Old 12-21-2006, 09:53 AM  
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what if it was me?
In an ideal world you`d be already in there with me
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