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Old 12-20-2006, 03:58 PM  
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:59 PM  
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Peace and quiet...


...no fucking chance.
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:00 PM  
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A cell phone
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:01 PM  
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money and my kimono items and cooking supplies...
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:02 PM  
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A cell phone
So you can have captivating conversations like the ones you create here??
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Old 12-20-2006, 04:04 PM  
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So you can have captivating conversations like the ones you create here??
MJ don't discourage her...



































...from getting a cell phone.
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So you can have captivating conversations like the ones you create here??

No i have just always wanted a cell phone thats all
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I pity the poor sod who has to put up with her voicemails being left on their phone...........

'hello?'

"hello? anybody there'

'Wow this is weird , whats a voicemail?'

'I don`t know how to use these'

'Oh Sh*t what do I do?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

''Do you think that worked?'

'Wow this is weird it`s beeping?'

'Shall I try again?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

'I dunno how to use this thing i`ll call later'
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I pity the poor sod who has to put up with her voicemails being left on their phone...........

'hello?'

"hello? anybody there'

'Wow this is weird , whats a voicemail?'

'I don`t know how to use these'

'Oh Sh*t what do I do?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

''Do you think that worked?'

'Wow this is weird it`s beeping?'

'Shall I try again?'

'Hi yeah can you call me when you get this message'

'I dunno how to use this thing i`ll call later'

whatever i dont know why you guys always have to be mean to me its rude
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