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02-16-2007, 12:10 PM
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GET TO FALKIRK
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Nuuk , Greenland
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The Crap News Stories Thread
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02-16-2007, 01:18 PM
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Whitewater!
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Thee most pointless story I've read for a while haha.
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 Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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02-16-2007, 01:44 PM
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Avin' It!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA
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The Popular Futon Front *raises fist* Your link to that news item reminded me of this ( I think you'll appreciate the humour)... http://manchesterbuccaneers.spaces.live.com/ Go here first ^ http://manchesterbuccaneers.spaces.l...shKg!353.entry Then read the comments here ^ The author is an Englishman who began writing a spoof blog, from a 12 year old American boys perspective and his new found love of Manchester United (Manchester Buccaneers). The comments he got from United fans was amazing considering they thought he was a 12 year old boy. Some of the comments he recieved were genuine and some were tongue in cheek.
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. Last edited by right-track : 02-16-2007 at 02:30 PM. |
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02-16-2007, 01:49 PM
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Bone Machine
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Jesusland
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02-16-2007, 02:04 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Left of the Left
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^ thats how david talks at oot' and aboot'
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02-16-2007, 02:09 PM
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Avin' It!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA
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U R A WANKER U FUKIN PRICK , I DARE YOU TO COME TO MACHESTER n SAY THIS . U WUD FUKIN DIE U FUKIN ASS HOLE I HOPE U ROT IN HELL ALONG WITH UR BUMMER BOY GLAZER ....AMERICAN TWAT
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. |
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02-16-2007, 03:15 PM
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GET TO FALKIRK
Join Date: Dec 2004
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Tosser yankee doodle **** american cok!
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02-16-2007, 04:53 PM
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Avin' It!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA
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This is my favourite...
YO DUMB ASS YANK GUES WOT..U STIL HAVNT TAKE MY WARNS AND U GONNA GET IT IN THE ASS FOR THISS SITE COS IT HAS LOADSA ILEGIABLE INFORMATIONS ON IT SO I CLICKD THE REPORT BUSE BUTN AND EMENEM IS GOIN TO TAKE YOGH SITE OF THA PAGES AND SU U MAYBE. U STIL AINTT GOT DA PIC HAV U? YOU DONT FUKN NO **** ABOUTT OUR GAMEAND U KEP COMIN OVA WITH DIS **** ABOUT PHILLIpz PLAYING FOR MANCHESTER..GUESS WHAT WANKER DERE IS tOO MANCHESTERS, TO MUCH FORR Ur LITTLE UNDUCATED BRAiN TO FIGUR ? ALSO ZAC U FUKIN YANK LOSR, ITZ FOOBALL NOT SOCAR AND U ASHLY COLE AINT SAME AS JOE COLE FOOLL, I FUKN HATE YANKSS INFETCING OUR BUTIFUL GAME WIV DERE DIRRTY SCUMBAG MONEY AND..U CAN ALL FUK OFF...UNIDT IS NOT FOR SALE< NEVA HAS BEEN NEVA WILL BE GOT THAt ****ING BUSH SUPORTAS? II HOP U GET NUKEDD BY IRAQ COZ U DESERV IT FORR WOT U DONE TO DA GAME WICH U CANTT NEVA UNDERSTAND> 20 July 03:27 Published by: Idioteque24 Can you feel the hate for the 12 year old?
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. |
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02-16-2007, 04:57 PM
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Everyone Does Everything.
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: North Carolina
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ITS MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB NOT MANCHESTER BUCANEERS AND GLAZER IS A STUPID FAT AMERICAN MONEY LOVER HE DESERVES 2 DIE HE DOESNT DESERVE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB EVER
that was my favorite.
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