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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
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Christeen - Devin townsend
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Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
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Groupie
Join Date: Sep 2005
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you seriously dont have ears do you? the first time i got ear of the sound of them playin...i puked a little in my mouth and then i shot myself in the prostate 12 times and then i thought to myself..."why not make it a bakers dozen?" so i shot myself in the pelvis again just for emphasis! then i burned my mom at the stake screaming at her telling her she was a heritic and worse than jesus himself, and then i took my little sister and gutted her and began to eat her liver, then her large intestine, then her stomache, but the juices were all acidy, and i burnt my mouth...tasted like sick! then i had a wank and thought to myself, "alright, same time next year i guess."
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God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please." For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury. They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex. |
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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
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Cygnus....Vismund Cygnus - The Mars Volta
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Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
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