Hey bad joke time (The Police, quote, youtube)

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN · 11-21-2007, 03:16 PM

lol "breakcore guitarist"

**Urban Hatemonger** · 11-21-2007, 03:22 PM

weleasewoger72 · 11-22-2007, 02:53 PM

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That's the best joke so far!

**jackhammer** · 11-23-2007, 01:58 PM

Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

Poor sod didn't come anywhere.

Gentleman Johnny · 11-23-2007, 02:04 PM

what do you call 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

a cadillac with 4 black people inside goes off a cliff,
what's the sad part of this story?

a cadillac seats 5.

glm · 11-23-2007, 08:19 PM

What's faster then a speeding bullet?

A Jew with a coupon.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?

The blonde, because she's 18.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

You know she'll swallow.

awriterslastresort · 11-24-2007, 02:19 PM

I guy runs into a bar

ow...

glm · 11-24-2007, 05:00 PM

An Irishman walks past a bar...

awriterslastresort · 11-24-2007, 05:11 PM

^ the outcome is.....drunks?

awriterslastresort · 11-25-2007, 10:48 PM

two guys walk into a bar

you'd think the second guy would duck

(copyright of awesome joke book)

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Gentleman Johnny picadilly palare. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,263	what do you call 10,000 blacks at the bottom of the ocean? a good start. a cadillac with 4 black people inside goes off a cliff, what's the sad part of this story? a cadillac seats 5. __________________ sous les pavés, la plage!

11-23-2007, 08:19 PM
glm Groupie Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 24	What's faster then a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because she's 18. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw. What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job? You know she'll swallow. __________________ Pendejo.

11-24-2007, 02:19 PM
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awriterslastresort what WHAT? Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	two guys walk into a bar you'd think the second guy would duck (copyright of awesome joke book) __________________ *shield yourself fool*