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11-28-2007, 08:00 AM
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Postman Pat
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ireland
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There is a little girl called Petal
One day she asks her mom "Why was i called Petal?" Her mom replies "When you were born, a flower petal fell on your head so i called you Petal" Then her brother Fridge runs into the room and says "Blaaaagghmmmmmd"
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That's what she said Last edited by Zero1986 : 12-06-2007 at 02:18 AM. |
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12-04-2007, 05:31 PM
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Avin' It!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA
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Bought a teddy for a fiver the other day, called it Mohammed and sold it for a tenner, question is...
... have i made a prophet?
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. |
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12-04-2007, 05:34 PM
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what WHAT?
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 992
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heres one.
.what do batteries run on?
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shield yourself fool |
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12-06-2007, 08:53 AM
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Music Rapist
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Somewhere in the U.S
Posts: 396
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whats worse than finding dads condoms....
finding grampas viagra
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A soul in tension thats learning to fly Condition grounded but determined to try Cant keep my eyes from the circling skies Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit Quote:
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12-07-2007, 12:53 PM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ireland
Posts: 164
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Whats red and sits in the corner crying all day??
A peeled baby 
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There’s something about seeing this city at night
Where we can say what we want and do what we like. These streets are empty but we don't feel alone, We can run in the dark and sleep on the roads. |
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12-07-2007, 12:59 PM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ireland
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Every day a half blind, one legged African child has to travel 8 miles to school on a broken bycicle. For just a small donation of £2 a month, we'll send you the video cause its legend.
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There’s something about seeing this city at night
Where we can say what we want and do what we like. These streets are empty but we don't feel alone, We can run in the dark and sleep on the roads. |
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12-07-2007, 02:22 PM
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Dat's Der Bunny!
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Ireland
Posts: 608
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What kind of Bees make milk?
Boobies!
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"You're Never Alone With a Rubber Duck" - Captain of the 3rd Ark |
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12-14-2007, 03:21 AM
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Postman Pat
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ireland
Posts: 294
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What do you call a black guy on the moon?
A problem. What do you call two black guys on the moon? An even bigger problem. What do you call all the black people on the moon? Problem solved.
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That's what she said |
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12-14-2007, 09:44 AM
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what WHAT?
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 992
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why did the chicken cross the road?
who the **** knows!
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shield yourself fool |
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12-14-2007, 05:33 PM
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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 3,938
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Harr harr harrrr...
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Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddys got a new .45. And I wont think twice to stick that barrel straight down sanchos throat. Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
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