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10-22-2007, 03:52 PM
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hahahHAHAHahaha.......ha
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: somewhere in Michigan
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Hey bad joke time
what happens when you ask a hooker for a boxing match?.........you get repeated low blows....
 its bad i know 
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Little Things "Sittin on a Toilet in a house i dont know, looking all around where the toilet paper go. feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, got to wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain" Rodney Carrington-Little Things |
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10-24-2007, 04:26 PM
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turn on tune in drop out
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: austin
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what did the ocean say to the beach?
nothing it just waved
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10-24-2007, 09:17 PM
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picadilly palare.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakland
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so a priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar
except the bar is my 8th birthday party and there's no rabbi and there's no monk and the priest is molesting me. also, the priest is my father and he's not a priest.
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10-31-2007, 06:13 AM
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Music Addict
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Why are pirates pirates?
Because they arrrrr |
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11-04-2007, 06:57 PM
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Smells like piss
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania
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someone on youtube had a video with that joke in it made me feel a tad bit uncomfortable |
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11-04-2007, 07:10 PM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Oxford, UK
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What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
That 8 yr old in my basement. How do you know when you sister is having her period? Your dads penis tastes funny! Have I gone too far?
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11-04-2007, 07:30 PM
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theres a mexican and a black guy in a car, who's driving?
the police officer.
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11-05-2007, 09:18 PM
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Bitchfarmer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Between the minarettes, down the Casbah way.
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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?
When he's up another Pixies dress and he's a goblin.  Ok, a seedy old man is parked outside the primary school, Johnny walks out and the man says, "Hey kid, I'll give you a mars bar if you come in my car" and Johnny replies, "Give me the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your fucking mouth!"  What cries while covered in urine? Crowquill in the mod lounge! Sorry, I had to add that one.
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 Yup.Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band, First-night nerves every one-night stand. I should be glad to be so inclined. What a waste! What a waste! But I don't mind. Quote:
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11-09-2007, 05:30 AM
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Postman Pat
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Ireland
Posts: 291
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A man walks into a bar with a fish under his arm.
The man asks ''do you sell fishcakes?". The barman replies "no". Man replies "its a shame, its his birthday" 
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11-19-2007, 04:54 PM
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A Cabled Discount
Join Date: May 2007
Location: U.K
Posts: 4,730
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CHILD:Mommy mommy I hate daddy's gut's, MOTHER : Just eat the cabbage then honey.
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