Open Letters To Musicians (bling)

Predator · 05-13-2008, 10:10 PM

Dear Trent Reznor,

I'm a bigger man with a bigger gun.

Matt

Predator · 05-13-2008, 10:17 PM

Dear Carrie Underwood,

I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best.

Matt.

P.S.
Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"?

P.P.S.S.
Can I see your boobs?

Whatsitoosit · 05-14-2008, 07:23 AM

^^^ my favorite so far.

Far Beyond Driven · 05-14-2008, 07:24 PM

Dear Jim Morrison,

Cut the ****, we know you're not dead.

Mike

P.S. I loved you in Wayne's World

Predator · 05-14-2008, 10:23 PM

Dear The Beach Boys and David Lee Roth,

Why would you wish them all to be California girls? Variety is the spice of life. I also have to wonder why you would want all the girls to have bleached blond hair and fake boobs.

Predator

loose_lips_sink_ships · 05-14-2008, 10:36 PM

Dear MCR,

I hope you know all of your fans will commit suicide.

Love, Alex

PS. When will you all give it up?

Whatsitoosit · 05-15-2008, 07:38 AM

Dear Whatsitoosit,
when is your debut album going to be out... I CAN'T WAIT!!! hurry please

Sincerely,
A hot fan

wolverinewolfweiselpigeon · 05-20-2008, 04:22 PM

Dear Fergie,
The only good you've done me is taught me to spell "fergilicious," "delicious," and "glamorous." Go back to singing backup, please.

Love ya!
WWWp.

Far Beyond Driven · 05-23-2008, 08:31 PM

Dear James Hetfield,

Please start drinking again, you and I both know it would be for the best.

Mike

P.S.

Alfred · 05-23-2008, 10:17 PM

Dear Blink-182

Get back together, and don't take yourselves seriously this time.

signed

Someone who really liked your early records

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05-13-2008, 10:10 PM
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 273	Dear Trent Reznor, I'm a bigger man with a bigger gun. Matt __________________ we want information, information, information. who are you? the new number two. who is number one? you are number six. i am not a number, i am a free man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The answer is hidden in plain view.

05-13-2008, 10:17 PM
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 273	Dear Carrie Underwood, I can understand your being upset about him cheating, but I think a strongly worded letter would have worked out better. Based on your description he put a lot of work in to his truck and it was wrong of you to cause so much damage because he thought another girl would be more fun. I really don't think I could blame him for cheating on you. Based on your reaction, I couldn't imagine what being in a relationship with you would be like. Did you put a boot through his TV for working late? I think you should take the time to seek anger management counseling. I really think it would be for the best. Matt. P.S. Is the next album going to have the song "I'm a bull dykes prison bitch because I was convicted of malicious destruction of personal property"? P.P.S.S. Can I see your boobs? __________________ we want information, information, information. who are you? the new number two. who is number one? you are number six. i am not a number, i am a free man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The answer is hidden in plain view.

05-14-2008, 07:23 AM
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 268	^^^ my favorite so far. __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

05-14-2008, 07:24 PM
Far Beyond Driven Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 246	Dear Jim Morrison, Cut the ****, we know you're not dead. Mike P.S. I loved you in Wayne's World

05-14-2008, 10:23 PM
Predator Whatever Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 273	Dear The Beach Boys and David Lee Roth, Why would you wish them all to be California girls? Variety is the spice of life. I also have to wonder why you would want all the girls to have bleached blond hair and fake boobs. Predator __________________ we want information, information, information. who are you? the new number two. who is number one? you are number six. i am not a number, i am a free man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The answer is hidden in plain view.

05-15-2008, 07:38 AM
Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 268	Dear Whatsitoosit, when is your debut album going to be out... I CAN'T WAIT!!! hurry please Sincerely, A hot fan __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."

05-20-2008, 04:22 PM
wolverinewolfweiselpigeon Wrongfully Empowered Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Recently moved to California. Posts: 64	Dear Fergie, The only good you've done me is taught me to spell "fergilicious," "delicious," and "glamorous." Go back to singing backup, please. Love ya! WWWp. __________________ You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too... It's time to leave this town It's time to steal away Let's go get lost Anywhere in the USA Let's go get lost Let's go get lost Blue you sit so pretty West of the one Sparkles light with yellow icing Just a mirror for the sun

05-23-2008, 08:31 PM
Far Beyond Driven Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 246	Dear James Hetfield, Please start drinking again, you and I both know it would be for the best. Mike P.S.

05-23-2008, 10:17 PM
Alfred Mr. Williams Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 638	Dear Blink-182 Get back together, and don't take yourselves seriously this time. signed Someone who really liked your early records __________________ http://www.last.fm/user/punkrockalfred/