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Old 07-19-2013, 07:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I admit it, I'm only doing this because I like f*cking with Tool fans.
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Old 07-19-2013, 07:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Brilliant! Mr Hat€monger, you've done it again!!
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Old 07-20-2013, 05:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2013, 05:45 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This thread is actually far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be.

I wasn't sure what to expect, was it going to be pictures of tools or maybe a picture of Richie Blackmore or that talentless sack of shiit from Iron Maiden, I forget his name, the irrelevant waste of space front man.

I'd rather listen to a jackhammer than the band Tool.
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This thread is actually far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be.

I wasn't sure what to expect, was it going to be pictures of tools or maybe a picture of Richie Blackmore or that talentless sack of shiit from Iron Maiden, I forget his name, the irrelevant waste of space front man.

I'd rather listen to a jackhammer than the band Tool.
Begone, ye who dare take the name of Blackmore and Dickinson in vain! You are banished!!!
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Old 07-20-2013, 06:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha But you agree that this thread is far more interesting than a thread on the band Tool could ever be?

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Old 07-20-2013, 08:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I know nothing of Tool but I agree this is a typical clever Urban thread...
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Old 07-20-2013, 07:26 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Urban, I think that picture of the guy with the jackhammer is actually drilling into ground to the timing of the Fibonacci sequence.

And if you look at that wrench closely and the indentations around the handle, you could plot them on a graph and it would actually make an image of a spiral, which coincidentally is a lyric in one of Tool's songs. Zomg.

Now it's a Tool thread.
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