The Official Joke Thread

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-26-2009, 06:03 PM

What do you get when you cross Jazz with White People?

Your turn

anticipation · 03-26-2009, 06:19 PM

what do you call ten thousand texans at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-26-2009, 06:42 PM

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be extremely offened.

LoathsomePete · 03-26-2009, 07:05 PM

I would say offended, i mean it says on the sign when you enter Texas, "Don't Mess With Texas"... or at least it did on the one I saw when I visited.

Any how here's my joke:

You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 03-26-2009, 07:07 PM

Oh thats messed up!

Schredds · 03-26-2009, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor.

hahahha, thats ****in hillarious.

Schredds · 03-26-2009, 08:45 PM

whats better that 4 roses on your piano?...................Tulips on your organ.

Alfred · 03-26-2009, 08:47 PM

Answer "addicted" to all of these:

Alcohol

Drugs

What hit you in the face last night?

LoathsomePete · 03-26-2009, 10:50 PM

If Jack were to help you off your horse would you help Jack off his horse?

SATCHMO · 03-26-2009, 10:55 PM

If I washed my c0ck would you suck it?
NO?!?!?........YOU DIRTY C0CK SUCKER!!!!!!!!

03-26-2009, 06:03 PM	#11 (permalink)
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LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	I would say offended, i mean it says on the sign when you enter Texas, "Don't Mess With Texas"... or at least it did on the one I saw when I visited. Any how here's my joke: You know you're a guitarist when you're looking at a g-string while fingering a minor. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

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Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Answer "addicted" to all of these: Alcohol Drugs What hit you in the face last night? __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

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LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	If Jack were to help you off your horse would you help Jack off his horse? __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

03-26-2009, 06:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	what do you call ten thousand texans at the bottom of the ocean? a good start.

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	I'm not sure whether to laugh or be extremely offened.

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~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	Oh thats messed up!

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Schredds Special K Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 198	whats better that 4 roses on your piano?...................Tulips on your organ.

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SATCHMO Al Dente Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,708	If I washed my c0ck would you suck it? NO?!?!?........YOU DIRTY C0CK SUCKER!!!!!!!!