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Old 05-13-2010, 11:56 PM   #21 (permalink)
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That's surprisingly deep.
Indeed.
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...10 translations later we get:

"Why is this damn good to see, not my fault I was born, my parents should be responsible for this wonderful miracle of sperm



"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...25 translations later we get:

"Since it is easy to see that it is my fault I was born, my parents are responsible for a bloody miracle seeds"



"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...54 translations later we get:

"Blood Binstock father is my intention salahku"
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:26 PM   #23 (permalink)
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"im sorry for using icy hot as lubricant "

...25 translations later we get:

"The sad and temperature leads to gel"
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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"I believe in this and it's been tested by research those who **** nuns will later join the church"

54 translations later

"Activities of religious conflict, if you think that bitch"






AWESOME!!!!
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I sense a lot of resentment in these lyrics. Letting out your feelings is the first step to writing good lyrics, true, but now you must attempt to take what you have written and condense it into something a little more constructive. You know that mayo is disgusting, but now you must ask yourself "why is it disgusting?" You will never truly know yourself or your lyrics until you are able to answer that question.
Also, throw in some interpretative dancing. For indie cred.
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Old 05-14-2010, 07:58 PM   #25 (permalink)
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"Can you please direct me to the nearest house of ill repute?"

54 translations later...

"Celebrity family?"

Which led me to my next question...

"What would Ozzie have to say about this?"

54 translations later...

"Problem."
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Old 05-15-2010, 05:36 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Feeding it awkward/difficult grammatical constructs is the best way to make it crash and burn


This is the sort of thing up with which I will not put. Would that I could but I can't so I shan't. Although I had not intended to change my mind, if I were to do so, having previously been tenacious in my cause, I would then resign myself to being inadequate, as is required of me.

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They are not. I think I can, but it can. Although this will not change my mind if I did not, for me to expand, I want to thank the most unpleasant, but we needed.
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Old 05-15-2010, 07:00 AM   #27 (permalink)
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"SATAN"

...54 translations later we get:

"Granny Explosion."

i find that hard to believe...

heres where it got nutty:

Back to ENGLISH : Satan
FRENCH : Satan
Back to ENGLISH : Satan
GALICIAN : Satanás
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer <<<<<<<<<<<< WTF
GERMAN : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
GREEK : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
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Old 05-15-2010, 01:05 PM   #28 (permalink)
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"Is there really a god?" >>54 translations later>> "Yes, sir."
"When will I die?" >>10 translations later>> "If you die, do you live?"
"How will Canada fall?" >>54 translations later>> "The work of Brazil"

This is like God in text form.
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Old 05-15-2010, 06:06 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Back to ENGLISH : Satan
FRENCH : Satan
Back to ENGLISH : Satan
GALICIAN : Satanás
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer <<<<<<<<<<<< WTF
GERMAN : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
GREEK : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
I know a guy named Boomer. Should I be afraid that he is really Satan and going to explode and release a countless amount of grannies(probably evil ones) upon the world?
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:41 PM   #30 (permalink)
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"Butter and ****er spaniels mean it's party time"

After 54 translates this translates to

"Oil in every house"

Damn right there should be oil in every house...
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