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View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes 5 13.89%
No 25 69.44%
Don't care to think about it because I'm a prude. 6 16.67%
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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No. Vaginas and Penises are both rather fetching. None of them are ugly anyway, that's just stupid, if you honestly believed that you'd be celibate.
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.
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I love penises though, I think they're wonderful
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Old 08-05-2010, 01:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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^Prude is a big fan. She even has some posters hanging up on her walls.
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:17 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What the **** does she do in her lab?
Apparently she has successful experiments with vaginas.
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Old 08-05-2010, 02:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Penis look best inside vagina.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I personally find mine to be quite handsome. I even took it to Sears one day because I got some coupons in the mail for a photo package. Apparently I misunderstood what they meant by that and I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. It sure looked real nice next to that Christmas tree, though.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:16 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I personally find mine to be quite handsome. I even took it to Sears one day because I got some coupons in the mail for a photo package. Apparently I misunderstood what they meant by that and I'm not allowed in Sears anymore. It sure looked real nice next to that Christmas tree, though.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:39 PM   #18 (permalink)
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In some places its the basis for architecture and plumbing.

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Old 08-05-2010, 03:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
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In some places its the basis for architecture and plumbing.

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Hahaha... There's no way that wasn't intentional.
Kinda like that stuff in Disney flicks.
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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You can also sometimes find them at monuments.
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