Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW)

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-05-2010, 05:39 AM

I am doing thread vomit right now, but this is geniune question of mine that I have: do you think penises are ugly?

I personally think they are fantastic, an art piece so to speak. The veins are so abstract.

I apologise if you find this thread offensive, but maybe you need to revisit biology and be able to not blush at the word penis.

Guybrush · 08-05-2010, 05:55 AM

Not generally, but some schlongs certainly are!

Overweight people with tiny ding dongs - when a tiny wiener is being swallowed up by a fleshy fat pad, that's not very nice.

What do you girls/gays think about veiny versus smooth wangs?

bannister · 08-05-2010, 06:03 AM

I think they're okay looking. The real question is... are vaginas ugly? I'd love to hear the opinions on that one.

and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out.

downwardspiral · 08-05-2010, 06:05 AM

I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though.

Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 08-05-2010, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by downwardspiral

Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on.

Gold.

**Janszoon** · 08-05-2010, 06:21 AM

Nah. I like the creamy center.

LoathsomePete · 08-05-2010, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Nah. I like the creamy center.

Son of a bitch you beat me to it! Now I have to actually reply to the intended question...

Hmm... are ding dongs ugly? I don't really know to be honest. I don't really think mine is ugly, maybe average, I mean probably not going to be featured in Times "Penis of the Year" or anything. What about other guys? I guess some of the ones I see in porn are good looking, but I mean they're suppose to be, even porn has standards.

So to answer the question, no I don't think ding dongs are ugly.

**Janszoon** · 08-05-2010, 12:03 PM

A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description.

~~bungalow~~ · 08-05-2010, 12:18 PM

good thread.

TheBig3 · 08-05-2010, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description.

What the **** does she do in her lab?

View Poll Results: Do you think penises are ugly?
Yes	5	13.89%
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08-05-2010, 05:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Are Ding Dongs That Ugly? (NSFW) I am doing thread vomit right now, but this is geniune question of mine that I have: do you think penises are ugly? I personally think they are fantastic, an art piece so to speak. The veins are so abstract. I apologise if you find this thread offensive, but maybe you need to revisit biology and be able to not blush at the word penis. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

08-05-2010, 05:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Not generally, but some schlongs certainly are! Overweight people with tiny ding dongs - when a tiny wiener is being swallowed up by a fleshy fat pad, that's not very nice. What do you girls/gays think about veiny versus smooth wangs? __________________ Something Completely Different

08-05-2010, 06:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
bannister Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: East Bay, CA Posts: 127	I think they're okay looking. The real question is... are vaginas ugly? I'd love to hear the opinions on that one. and, I like smoother better. A vein or two in there is nice, but veins everywhere freak me the **** out. __________________ You're not punk, and I'm telling everyone. ____ last.fm ____ "Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. But, set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

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downwardspiral Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Liverpool, UK Posts: 734	I reckon so. Not just because I'm straight and therefore aren't attracted to them, but I've just never been able to comprehend the appeal. I feel the same way about vaginas though. Vaginas just look like a ham sandwich which has been stepped on. __________________

08-05-2010, 06:21 AM	#6 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Nah. I like the creamy center. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

08-05-2010, 12:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	A lesbian friend of mine once told me that ding dongs look like "a failed experiment". I always thought that was a pretty funny description. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

08-05-2010, 12:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	good thread.