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View Poll Results: What is your sexual orientation?
I'm a guy who likes girls 100 54.95%
I'm a guy who likes guys 9 4.95%
I'm a girl who likes guys 19 10.44%
I'm a girl who likes girls 4 2.20%
I'm a guy who likes guys and girls 12 6.59%
I'm a girl who likes guys and girls 16 8.79%
I haven't figured out what I like yet... 2 1.10%
I'm asexual 4 2.20%
I'm an ostrich who likes badgers 16 8.79%
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:11 AM   #291 (permalink)
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define clinically insane
in need of dire psychiatric help, but not taking their meds and definitely not in tune with reality
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:13 AM   #292 (permalink)
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in need of dire psychiatric help, but not taking their meds and definitely not in tune with reality
i'm taking my meds so i guess i do not qualify
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:17 AM   #293 (permalink)
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hooray for you

good boy!

if only I can convince the "gangster" with glasses and looks like Nobita from "Doraemon" to do so and realise he isn't a "gangster" and the J.K. Rowling wannabe whose books read like Abbie Hoffman's to do so also
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Old 03-22-2011, 08:59 AM   #294 (permalink)
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i'm taking my meds so i guess i do not qualify
The fact that you need meds sort of puts you in that category .
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Old 03-24-2011, 12:28 PM   #295 (permalink)
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i see, more and more members are coming out of the closet.
this is a very good thread.
I'm out of the closet for people who can handle it. In general though, I don't bring it up, cause I'm mostly straight anyway. I guess that makes me kind of a pussy, but unfortunately I tend to work around morons.
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Lock me in a studio with Stevie Wonder. I'll slap him around a bit & use a few racial slurs to get him as angry as he was in the early 70s, grab him hard by the nuts & ask him if he still has anything left in there.
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Old 03-25-2011, 05:31 PM   #296 (permalink)
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Shoot, today my mom found out I'm bisexual. Damn, that didn't go down well...:-(
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And being bisexual is a bad thing because...?
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Old 03-26-2011, 10:31 AM   #298 (permalink)
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And being bisexual is a bad thing because...?

I personally don't think it's a bad thing one bit. But from what my mom was saying, she seems to think that I'm merely unable to choose whether I want to be with a guy or a girl.
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Old 03-26-2011, 11:11 AM   #299 (permalink)
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why choose when you can be with both?
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Old 03-26-2011, 12:55 PM   #300 (permalink)
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why choose when you can be with both?
Exactly! It's not like a comet will hit the Earth if you can't choose whose naughty bits you want to play with right this second. I honestly don't know if I'm actually bi or just indecisive and I honestly don't really care.
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