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Old 10-31-2013, 05:48 AM   #1 (permalink)
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...that everyone in your gender knows but nobody in the other does. Be it a habit, a hygiene issue, a quirk, whatever. I'll start.

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Old 10-31-2013, 09:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't care about being thought of as gay but I still leave the "I'm not gay" seat between me and friends at the movie theater. It's not even homophobia at this point. It's etiquette. I mean who the hell wants someone sitting right next to them?
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Saw a thread od reddit months ago and made me gay for a week cause the female stuff was so gross. I'm reminded everytime I see this thread
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Something about my gender...?

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Saw a thread od reddit months ago and made me gay for a week cause the female stuff was so gross. I'm reminded everytime I see this thread
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One time I read a thread about women and their most disgusting habits. One thing that stuck with me was that it's quite common for women to lie and roll bits of solidified discharge that had become encrusted into their pubes into a ball.
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Something incredibly stupid that only men do. I do it all the time.

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Female serial killers are in lesser numbers than male serial killers, but I strongly believe the females are more terrifying.
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Something incredibly stupid that only men do. I do it all the time.

x2. When food is cooked I have zero patience when it comes to waiting for it to cool down a bit, I'm always burning my mouth.
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