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America 4 8.00%
US 1 2.00%
USA 1 2.00%
United States of America 7 14.00%
anal beads 26 52.00%
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Old 09-08-2014, 10:56 PM   #391 (permalink)
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the way i've always understood it...

technically, everything south of the panama canal is south america. everything north is north america.

but then we throw in central america and the caribbean/west indies cause white people want to differentiate between america/canada from the brown/black people who make up the rest of north america. so central america is everything between the white countries and south america.
All this from a guy who calls himself "John Wilkes Booth".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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we can't all come up with titles like "the batlord" now can we
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Old 11-15-2014, 09:25 PM   #393 (permalink)
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It's been a year this month since I posted this thread, and it still lives.
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It's been a year this month since I posted this thread, and it still lives.
It's a beautiful thread.
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Old 12-09-2014, 03:06 PM   #395 (permalink)
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Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)
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Old 12-09-2014, 03:39 PM   #396 (permalink)
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What a thread.
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Old 12-09-2014, 03:55 PM   #397 (permalink)
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Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)
You also have neutrality, which is fancy speak for "pussy".
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You also have neutrality, which is fancy speak for "pussy".
Says the guy whose country waited two years, until they were attacked, to start fighting.
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Old 12-09-2014, 05:52 PM   #399 (permalink)
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Says the guy whose country waited two years, until they were attacked, to start fighting.
I'm sorry, how many dirty, Middle-Eastern ****holes have we strewn with the dead? SO FAR...
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I'm sorry, how many dirty, Middle-Eastern ****holes have we strewn with the dead? SO FAR...
Yeah that's exactly why people burn US flags

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Swedes are tha real badass peeps tho, we got the badass vikings, we got the badass norse gods, we got the hot ladies, we got snus and most important of all... We got fika!! (fika cant be translated since it doesnt exist in any other language, but basically it means we go and have a coffee with a cinnamon bun whenever we feel like it, which is around 4 times/day)
Snus sucks, only junior high pupils use snus
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